abbdeeta:

sexualfavours:

Why do we never talk about how ugly bus seat designs are?

It’s like ‘Who designs this shit?’

coagulates:

I can never just like something like a normal person, i have to get unhealthily obsessed with it until i like foam at the mouth


thats-so-raven:

Disney Channel: Then and Now

dereksstyle:

Stanley knows where it’s at.


pursuitofhapppinessss:

holy shit this movie.

(Source: likes-boys)

woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

  • me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
  • me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
  • me during the day: how do I spell house?

youifitkillsme:

I’m a hardcore Sparks movie fan but I mean… This is 100% accurate.

  • gatsby: hey i just met you
  • gatsby: and this is crazy
  • gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
  • gatsby: so call me maybe

thebluthcompany:

Arrested Development Embroidery by Lucky Jackson